Eats Shoots & Leaves

Adult version of Too Cute Bamboo

A Panda walks in to a bar and orders some food.  When he's done,  he pulls out a gun,  shoots it in the air, and then walks out. One man says to the other,  “What on earth was that all about?”. The other man looks up “panda” in the dictionary and reads out, “Panda (n): eats shoots & leaves.”